úterý 19. června 2012

Babies of Busy Bees

1) Even the busiest of bees have babies. One just makes time for procreation.

2) Busy bees have babies later than not-so-busy bees and can be classified into few categories:

- busy bees that turn into mad mothers, stop working and start enjoying "this wonderful time in their lives", because after all "motherhood is so enriching"

- busy bees continue being busy bees, get a nanny for their babies and see them only on weekends (if the babies get lucky)

- busy bees that bring babies to work and expect everyone to admire them (them being busy bees and/or babies, depending on what kind of a bee you are observing)

3) Some busy bees bring their babies to parties or events which happens to help other bees in making conversation. Because behaving like babies are the cutest thing you have ever seen pleases every bee and makes a good ice-breaker.

4) If you for some insane reason don´t like babies and don´t find it ok to stare at them with that: "Awwwww!" expression at your face for ten minutes, get over yourself! Especially if you are a girl, in your twenties. You don´t wanna get stung..

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